Misale568

Hi my name is Amanda... this is tumblr.

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asapscience:

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

Yep. 

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via encourage)

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via giggle)

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

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deoxus:

evasives:

people keep saying that facebook makes you depressed because your friends all look like they’re having fun without you but actually i think this kind of shit is probably the greater cause of it tbh

Drastic measures? What the actual fuck drastic measures would be if she fucking attacked the guy carrying around your mattress affects no one but her why do these people give a shit about it in the first place let alone why are they negative towards her.

(via parkingstrange)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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